One time, he was like, ‘Three of my drawers are your clothes. I love you, but this is my tour bus. Can I have a drawer back?’
Rogue: We’re in a chapel? I marry [[warden]] and [[cleric]].
Warden: I’m pretty sure [[cleric]] is the only one with that kind of power.
DM: [[Rogue]] did recently found a cult based on hedgehog worship, though, so who knows?
It’s the Apocalypse. You need to get me pregnant as soon as possible.
DM: So what do you have in your backpack?
Fighter: Two sacks, four days of trail rations, flint and steel and 100 pieces of chalk. I can totally fit a halfling in there.